Blue
Mildly in charge
Keeps an eye on one hooman. Is not their cat.
Chairs meetings from a cardboard box.
Says: “Filed.”
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Purr Next Door - for the moments you miss & overlook
Five curious cats, documenting the mysteries of hoomans
They observe hoomans, decipher the behaviour, and post their findings as case file.
scroll to open your case
a note about you
Your case file is open.
Tell the cats where to post it. Subscribe by the 18th to make this month's letter, posted on the 20th.
the case team
Meet the Purr Next Door squad.
Blue
Static
Night watch
Sees what happens when everyone thinks no one is looking.
Times everything to the minute and suspects pigeons.
Says: “Over.”
Duchess Two-Bells
Indoor agent
Has never been outside. Has opinions about all of it.
Wears two bells, so you hear her first, and calls hoomans “the staff”.
Says: “I am offended on its behalf.”
Crumb
Newest recruit
Joined last week. Has questions.
Asks three questions at once and carries one sock everywhere.
Says: “But why???”
Old Tortie
Archivist
Has seen it all. Will tell you, then fall asleep.
Remembers every hooman this street has ever had.
Says: “In my day—”
what shows up at your doorstep
A complete case file
case file · 5 documents
no. 01 · the letter
A month of watching hoomans, written down. Quite possibly about you.
tap a document to see what it is for
how it works
Five cats. One hooman case a month.
Every month the five investigate one hooman mystery, deliberate, and post you the findings as case file.
- step oneSubscribe by the 18thThat is the cut-off for this month's letter.
- step twoOn the 20thThe cats post it. Plain mail, no tracking.
- step threeA few days laterIt lands on your doormat, wherever in the world that is.
case still open
A note about you already exists.
Add your address and the next envelope has your name on it.
questions
Things hoomans ask.
What exactly is Purr Next Door?
A monthly mail club run by five cats. Each month they close one human case and post you the findings on paper: a letter, an illustration, a comic strip, a surprise and an un-rot sheet.
When does a letter arrive?
Subscribe by the 18th to be in that month's mail. Letters are posted on the 20th and reach you a few days later, wherever you live. Miss the 18th and you roll into the next issue.
What's inside the mail?
The letter, an illustration, a comic strip, a surprise that changes with every case, and the un-rot sheet.
Where do you post to?
Worldwide. Postage is included in the price.
Can I stop my subscription?
Yes, any time. You cancel through your payment app, Razorpay in India or PayPal elsewhere, and the next letter simply doesn't come.
How does the monthly payment work?
One plan, charged monthly. $13 a month through PayPal, or ₹456 a month in India through UPI AutoPay or card. Postage is included.
What if my letter doesn't arrive?
Letters go by plain, untracked post, so if nothing has arrived within 15 days of the 20th, write to [email protected] and the cats will send a fresh copy.
$13 / monthPostage included · Cancel anytime
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